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Some people love to shut down people who talk about trans and intersex issues by saying that they’re “only 1% of the population” and thus can be ignored since they “aren’t statistically significant enough.”

By that logic, we can now systematically ignore:

  • Redheads
  • The entire state of Rhode Island
  • Anyone who makes over $500,000 a year
  • Pacific Islanders
  • Australia

me most of the time: people are okay, I guess. like no one is 100% bad.
me after reading the comments section in any article, ever: this world can only be cleansed with fire.


when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven



this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day


this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day



whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese


i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league




harry potter didn’t have to do p.e. so why do i

Harry Potter played quidditch.

harry potter never did the beep test 


roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you


shakespeare’s dating tips:

  • use romantic metaphors and beautiful rhymes on your girl until she’s yours
  • dress up as a guy, befriend your man and ask him what he thinks about you
  • kill her cousin, then yourself (because you love her so much)
  • don’t be mean to your girl or she might drown herself in a river. be nice

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